26 August 2008

Headlines I Await

there’s one reason and one reason alone I read the paper and that’s to one day stumble across one of the following headlines:

Son of Orson Scott Card: I’m Gay!

Orange County Mormon Choral Organization to Perform at Gay Weddings

Local Newspaper Employee Forced to Hire Personal Copy Editor

Local Lesbians Spend One Day Unconcerned With Men


Ty Mansfield Arrested Soliciting Male Prostitute
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Ty’s New Pal is Not Real Gal


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good video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ErAz7r7Bhs

20 August 2008

Growing Up

this post has nothing to do with the Orange County Mormon Choral Organization (OCMCO) but this other post does

It’s amazing just how young some people are. I’m not naming any names here but there are a lot of 11-year-old bloggers in our little corner of the intertubes. You know the type: emotional maturity stopped developing right after they figured out they were attracted to the wrong gender.

Never grew up, those Lost Boys*, did they?

It fascinates me to see that some of them have children. Some of them even have children older than 11! (If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to throw a tantrum better than your kids you need read no farther than John Galt’s blog.)

Also interesting to me is what happens when some of them suddenly decide to mature. AtP got himself a boyfriend and suddenly gets arrested for violating curfew. Curfew violation! Like a 15-year-old. He’s aged four years in five months!

*The term “Lost Boys” is used as a literary illusion to invoke the idea of a person who never grows up and is no way meant to exclude any lesbians from the thesis presented herein.

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good video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmecyCCdknk