there’s one reason and one reason alone I read the paper and that’s to one day stumble across one of the following headlines:
Son of Orson Scott Card: I’m Gay!
Orange County Mormon Choral Organization to Perform at Gay Weddings
Local Newspaper Employee Forced to Hire Personal Copy Editor
Local Lesbians Spend One Day Unconcerned With Men
Ty Mansfield Arrested Soliciting Male Prostitute
Ty’s New Pal is Not Real Gal